Damon’s Very Special Good Job Awards: A Satire Article By Damon Fabbo
Bartender.com
JULY 21, 2025
Some awards are for the best bartender. Fastest Barback Every bartender has a story about sending a barback for ice, limes, or—let’s be honest—emergency cigarettes. This award goes to the barback who doesn’t disappear. We salute the Fastest Barback. But we do not promote you to bartender. You smiled.
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